I do not have Apprentice status, so I'll post this here...

Reaction to Organizational Announcements on CMM and Six Sigma
After the initial from handwaving and the brandishing of buzzwords, I see the following:

• Software is not Hardware.
• What are your inputs?
• What are your outputs?
• Is there a linear correspondence between input and output?
• How do you define a quality baseline?
• What measurements are used to define Software quality?
• Is there a range of tolerances?
• Are there upper or lower limits?
• How do you define defect?
• Are all anomalies defects?
• How do you map defects to process?
• How do you count defects in Software?
• Is the Software process truly repeatable?

There seems to be an unhealthy lack of skepticism around these things.