wow great translation work there!
1. The hedgehog 刺猬
个人主义?那干吗你们不来团结我?
What do you mean, I'm too much of an individualist? Why don't you make more of an effort to get me to join in ?
2. The snail 蜗牛
Bourgeois? Moi? That's a good one. I suppose you think it's fun carrying a house around on your back?
http://morningsun.org/smash/worm/worm.swf