This greatly amused me. From a CNN news story today:
October 25, 2001 Posted: 1:19 PM EDT (1719 GMT)
By Graham Jones CNN
(CNN) -- Microsoft has launched its new Windows XP operating system.
The system promises fewer computer crashes and will allow users to delete data from their hard drive.
Data deletion, wow! The great new feature in operating systems that the world has waited thirty years for with bated breath! Go Bill, go!