Customer (deliberately): Have you in fact got any Linux systems here at all?
Owner: Yes, sir.
Owner: No. Not really, sir.
Customer: You haven't.
Owner: No, sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
(How long till VA changes its name? Answers on a scrap of cheese.)
Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
Owner: Right-oh, sir.
(The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner.)
Customer: What a senseless waste of human life.