Why is border control at 3am? Why?!
This train runs nightly. Everyone has patiently lined up. None of us are wearing anything more than the barest pajamas.
Except her. What the hell, damn lady?! Oh man, I hate Bulgaria. Why are you fully made-up and dressed in lingerie? Every guy in here just got whiplash tracking your tits, ass and legs cross the room.
Seriously, though. Train. Runs. Nightly. Dozens of us. One stamp wielding official.
Why is it 3am?!