We took a booze cruise down the Zambezi river.

The occupants of the ship consisted of the crew, a Ugandan/Zambian couple, and us. Oh, and an entire art program from a magnet school outside Ft. Worth, Texas— with their chaperones. No drinking for them. But, what could us lushes on the boat do when Captain Joe told us to drink the bar out?

The best part is I wasn’t breaking any “contributing to the delinquency” laws by slipping beers to the kids.

However, it wasn’t all fun and hijinks. There were wild hippos and crocodiles to avoid being thrown into by teetotal adults.