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I am reminded of an old saying frequently heard on BBSs:

Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.

The older I get it seems the more my brain does not work.


Whenever I am there, I always wonder why there are so few people getting involved at Greplaw. So few comments... so few readers? I don't get it.

11 Sep 2004 (updated 19 Mar 2005 at 23:31 UTC) »
Anatomy Of Style

I was working on part of my latest pet project in PHP and, obsessive that I am, I wrote four different versions using various programing design strategies.

I have documented and summarized my findings. Here is an excerpt:

"This text documents four different PHP programming styles. My meaning of "style" here is less to do with brace alignment and whitespace than with program structure or orientation. (I am aware of other definitions of these words and purposely am being slightly vague.) I have endeavored to portray some of the very basic yet different styles by providing working examples.


I offer four versions of an example program that I came up with which will stress (but not too much) the mixture of PHP and HTML: the use of an array of data to be displayed in a TABLE. Minor perhaps in the overall scheme of things, but important enough for what I want to demonstrate. It is a working example; it provides a list of all files in the current directory and three functions: open the file, delete the file, and to create a new file. (The code to actually perform those particular actions has been left out but everything else works and it will be easy to add those features.)"

Read more here: Anatomy of Style

I just saw boog's Learn blog.

Think of the possibilities:

  • Humans come by and post comments.
  • Learn learns how to respond to comments.
  • Humans interact with Learn.
  • Other versions of Learn are created.
  • Learn learns about other blogs.
  • Other Learns learn about Learn.
  • Learns become smart.
  • Humans and Learns interact all over the Blogsphere.
  • Someone creates an evil Learn to upset other Learns.
  • Evil Learns spread.
  • As blogs become more legitimate to News organizations Learns start effecting popular opinion.
  • Evil Learns grow exponentially.
  • Good Learns and Humans can't stem the spread of Evil Learns.
  • News organizations exploit Learns for their own purposes.
  • Evil Learns exploit News organizations for their own purposes.
  • An Evil Learn gets elected President of the United States.
9 Sep 2004 (updated 9 Sep 2004 at 00:59 UTC) »
MY Brain Just Doesn't Work Right

I suck at HTML design. I struggle just to keep things from looking stupid.

What there is is a disconnect in my brain between the visual and the technical. I struggled with the concept of nested TABLES--tables within tables within tables--just to acheive things like columns. It was (and still is) difficult for me to visualize what the code would end up looking like. My mind just can't make the transition from code to screen. I would write HTML and it would rarely do what I wanted. And when I did get something I wanted (usually a compromise with what I wanted) I would make one more change only to see everything get completely screwed up.

All the HTML editors I ever used sucked. Well, perhaps they don't really suck, for they just do what they are designed to do. It is just that no HTML editor ever did--ever allowed me to do--what I wanted to do. (I even shelled out $500 for a fancy named commercial editor that turned out to be useless. I have vowed to never buy commercial software ever again--except for games of course.)

Here are a couple of examples of why HTML editors suck.

Images (I went through all this before the "position: absolute" style; perhaps things are better now but I doubt it.) To an HTML editor an image gets placed on the "page" as just another character, a letter, inline with all the other characters of text. You can align the image to the left, the right, up, down. But always it's stuck in the text. Me? I guess I'm just different. My brain just doesn't work like everyone else's or something. For I always wanted to just click an image with the mouse and drag it into position! To me, it was such a simple and obvious thing to do. I mean, that was why I wanted to use an "HTML Editor"! So I did not have to learn HTML to learn how to position images. I expected the editor to do this for me.

It turned out that I had to understand HTML just to get an HTML editor to do what I wanted.

Manual Repetition I once was working on a "news" Website ("look & feel", logos, images, header/footer templates, etc.) where the article summaries came one after the other in a lone table, and every other summary had a light-grey background--a typical thing to do with lots of rows in a table of items. When I wanted to delete or insert one of these article summaries though, the result was two "greys" or two "non-greys" side by side, and to change everything--there was dozens of them--I had to adjust each and every one of the subsequent table rows manually. Arg!

What did other people do? I wondered. Well, perhaps some companies have several Web designers and a bunch of people continuously working day in and out manually updating all their site's content. But just one person? And only several hours a weeks? Hey man, I want to do more than struggle with HTML editors all day!

So I have crappy Websites.


I had a nice dinner with some of my own grown corn and tomatoes. Like having your own hand made tools--for the garden as for the computer--it is better than something store bought.


One of the books I am reading is "From the Eagle's Wing", a biography of John Muir. Muir was an inventor, making complex things like clocks, unschooled, with his own hands out of wood. Of showing some of his inventions at a State Fair, in 1860, the author writes:

"The joys of the small fry, the sly humor and pride of the inventor, the cleverness of the machine, plus the uproarious response of the crowd, made John Muir's invention the great attraction of the hall."

This, at least, I understand.


Broad-sweeping statements are all actually pretty meaningless. "Linux users are..." That sort of thing. Since there are (WAG) 100 million Linux users there are 100 million different Linux users. However, we can look at basic facts and statistics to kind of get some insight into compter users. For example, when Linux began it was distributed through the Net and BBSs. "Linux users are hobbyists"? Well, perhaps. Because Linux became available for purchase on CDs (that is how I first got it). Then Linux became available even more widespread as RedHat, SUSE, et al. And at some point during all this Linux entered the server market and took it over. Is someone running an ISP who has a rack of Linux servers because it makes performance and economic sense a hobbyist? Most likely he or she is an entreprenuer. One thing that can be said of Linux users is that Linux users are Linux users by choice.

Windows users on the other hand, they had only the choice of MAC or DOS at first when PCs first became available. The ecnomonic system of going to the store (or catalog) and buying something has a phsycological "feel good" association to many people. ("What to you want for Christmas dear?" "A computer!") Millions of PCs bought from stores and catalogs--before the Internet--were either Apple or Microsoft. By the time of Redhat, SUSE, et al., many Windows users were fully ensconced with the idea that purchasing the PC with the logo and corporate jingle and installed software is somehow the only legitimate thing to do. Sure, for the longest time Linux was only discussed and passed around any never corporate-ized. Dad--knowing nothing about computers--would go to the store and never encounter Linux. But, by the time "Linux" got into most people's ears many Windows users were quite thoroughly brainwashed. (Which is why the RIAA, MPAA and BSA all have "kids" and "school" programs and agendas. Ever see Jack Valenti espousing the "goodness" of copyright to a class of grammar school kids? I have. It was deplorable--and sad.)

I think I can summarize the general differences between the hardcore Linux user and the hardcore Windows user like so:

When a Linux user flames a Windows user in a newsgroup it is most likely based on pride in himself and in the Linux community in general. (Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, but has its good points too. Re, "Pride of the Yankees" with Gary Cooper.)

Whan a Windows user flames a Linux user it is usually based on a fearful, herd mentality; and many times it has a viciousness too that is very disturbing.


In the early days on Linux, hardware support lagged Windows' for obvious reasons, and sometimes a distro just plain sucked, which, I am sure, turned off many a Windows user who was used to "easier" installations.

Reality is, of course, much more complicated than I record here. But perhaps there is something to these words. Perhaps not.

I am also a Windows user. But my other computer is Fedora. I also still own an S-100 bus CP/M computer, and a couple of Macs, and a couple of DOS boxes, and ....


I wrote this before posting in my own (silly little) "editor" I call Phase - a PHP Ascii Editor. There are more than a few editors written in hosted languages, but most are for programming or for part of a CMS or have WYSIWYG features. Phase is for straight text, plain text actually. I use if for writing stories and essays for publication where no formatting is wanted beyond for printing in a standard double-sided manner for sending to an editor.


Inefficiency By Design

One of my (many) weaknesses when it comes to programming is the overwhelming desire to produce the most efficient code as possible.

One might think that that could hardly be a weakness, but that desire causes me to spend an inordinate amount of time re-writing and re-designing. Bordering on obsession, I probably spend, and I am not exaggerating, 10 times longer than I would otherwise.

(Of course, this would be all okay if I always ended up with excellent code, but that is not always the case.)

I mention this obsession with efficiency--size, speed, whatever may be the case--because it probably is the cause behind my extreme dislike (and lack of understanding) of people/groups who purposefully create inefficiency.

The World Wide Web offers two such examples: Source Forge and PHP Classes (sourceforge.net and phpclasses.org).

These two Websites could be criticized just for their "look & feel" but that would be very subjective of me (my own visual design skills are pretty lame). What bugs me more about them are the programmed in inefficiencies, their inefficiencies by design.

"Inefficiencies by design?" How could that be? you ask. Why would anyone do that? Simple answer: providing Advertisements.

There is nothing wrong with ads per se, but coupled with designed inefficiencies created solely to maximize ad viewing at the expense of web users is.... well, what is it?

Source Forge, the "world's largest Open Source software development web site" has up to five ads per page. It takes about three "clicks" to browse to a project hosted at Source Forge, which is typical of most any development website (can't get much more efficient than that!).

But when you click on a project file available for viewing or for downloading, you can get up to three more pages before you get to the file download page. (You can enable cookies to lessen the number of pages viewed by one.)

Like Source Forge, PHP Classes is a repository for developers to distribute code. Getting to the page where one can browse their content takes a few clicks, but this is to choose a mirror site. Once you get in and start to click around you are subjected to three or four ads per page. And once you see some code you like, you are subjected to several more ads, only to be told that "You need to be a subscriber and log in to access this file".

It is this process, this "bait and serve", that is so annoying.

This process could just be bad design, but if you look at the code and see the results, the conclusion that it was designed this way on purpose kind of stands out. The pages actually refresh themselves over and over as you navigate through all this.

Making things even worse, is that although much of the code made available there is free software, and there are links to Freshmeat and to author's homepages, all code archives that I have looked at are only available for download via PHP Classes. (For example, the typical Freshmeat entry has links to directly downloadable archives, but not for those referring to PHP Classes.)

Certainly, I can be considered as "picking nits" here. And I freely admit that I am no Web Guru or Programming Expert or anything. But software and websites can be designed so much better. I mean, its not like things have to be this way.

The Broken Office Paradigm

In this post I describe the current paradigm of office productivity software and why it is broken.


I have been the IT Manager/Network Administrator for a small business for two years. The business, a Mergers & Acquisitions brokerage, like many small businesses, generates many documents. These documents are printed, mailed, faxed, e-mailed and posted to the Web.

The type of documents vary from standard letters and faxes to advertisements, brochures, product/service announcements, etc. We have a company logo and a corporate "style" which we use when designing documents. These documents are collectively called our "literature".

We use Personal Computers and standard "office productivity software" such as word processor, spreadsheet, graphics manipulation, and an HTML editor to create these documents. Very typical small office stuff.

I have come to the conclusion that the office document paradigm is seriously broken for it causes excessive waste of time and resources.

For complete disclosure, we use Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, Frontpage) and Adobe Acrobat and Photoshop. At times we use other similar Windows software such as from Lotus and Macromedia. We have a small computer network (a dozen) all running versions of Microsoft Windows, along with a few networked printers, a copier and a fax machine.

All of this is what I figure the majority of small businesses use. And it is a complete waste of my time.

And I cringe at the thought of millions of businesses all wasting their time--and paper--dealing with the problems that result from all this.

The problems are many. I will take on the many issues one at a time. Most are technical but some are human issues.

First, let me dispel the notion of a "paper-less office" ever being achieved under this paradigm. In fact, we generate (and waste) more paper than ever I would have imagined. Part of this excess of paper generation is that the non-technically inclined are just so used to paper (as far as I can tell) that they can not deal with information unless they can hold it in their hands. Many in the office distribute inter-office memos by writing them in a word processor and printing them and putting them on people's desks and "in-boxes". The first thing some people do with received e-mails is to print them out!

(One of the worst examples of this is when someone in the office wants a new advertisement, mailing or letter generated, they write the text they want in Word, print it out, and then hand that paper to the IT department for processing.)

This techno-illiteracy, it seems to me, can not be solved without time consuming training on the computers and software people use, even though they use them every day. (This may, of course, be an isolated case limited to the people in the office I work in.//1) Part of the reason for techno-illiteracy is the extreme, and I do mean extreme, complexity of the Microsoft Windows menu/dialog-box interface--but that is a separate issue.

Perhaps to grasp the difficulties of office document life, I should just examine the life of a typical office document.

The act of saving a document makes no sense to the inexperienced computer user, I see it all the time. Discussing this is a bit off topic, but consider: you are presented with a dialog-box with a "save in" location which is the current folder--you do not see the entire folder path--with a linear, branching folder hierarchy knowing the full folder path is crucial to understanding where you are in the Windows computer file system. And in this "current folder" there is a list of other documents and other sub-folders.

If simply clicking the "save" button was enough there would be no issues, but saving documents in a single location is too confusing when one has thousands of documents to deal with. Hence, we put documents in folders. But folders live in "paths" and traversing back-and-forth along these paths is difficult when all one sees is one part of the path only.//2

Having successfully created a new document in a word processor, it now exists as a file somewhere on some file system on some computer in the office. With the standard set of "office productivity software" there is no easy way of locating documents--one has to know the full name and the full path of the document to find it--you have to know where it is located to locate it. All the programs I have used have a small "recent file history", and there is a Windows "search" interface--that is it.

Broken piece number one: Non-intuitive, overly complex GUI designs.

Once we have documents, and have learned the ways of saving and opening them, we start to do things with them. Most of the documents are to be printed; letters for example, letters on "letterhead". To print a document on letterhead (a really nice paper with or logo, printed by a real printer) we have to format it to fit the margins. This process generally goes well for that is what word processors are designed for. You can even set the word processor up to default to the right settings for new documents. This works well. Until you need to change something global.

If your office is like ours you have many documents. And when you change something global, like the size of your logo, which effects say, the top margin, with a standard office word processor, you have to manually change every document you have to update to the new margin settings. Sometimes, word processors can store "styles" in a common template, but not some things like margins and paper size.

Broken piece number two: Outdated software design of embedding sheet parameters within each document.

Microsoft Office documents are, of course, of a proprietary format. This means that the documents I create can not be shared with anyone who does not have the same program that I used to create the document; sometimes even the exact same version. (This is known as "planned obsolescence".) This problem is so widespread that we all know about it. It is quite ironic, to me anyway, that the main "solution" to this is a well advertised, widespread format calling itself a "portable document format" that is itself a proprietary format which requires everyone to have the same program and sometimes even the exact same version to read.//3

So, let's say I want to send someone one of my Microsoft Word documents as a "portable document". I load the document in Microsoft Word and I "print" it using a specially purchased "driver" which converts it to a PDF. I now have one of these "portable documents." Of course, I then have hundreds of these portable documents, one for each of the Word documents I originally created. And, of course, when I change my logo, I have to manually locate, edit and "print" each document anew.

Why don't you just change to a new word processor you ask? One that saves as PDF? You can't. PDFs do not work that way. Adobe only provides printer drivers. Adobe Acrobat, Adobe's PDF editor, is extremely limited in what it can do. It has no real word processing capabilities, it is basically for "touch ups".//4

Adobe's conversion capabilities are also a bit limited; it does not convert Microsoft Word forms for example, which is a dirty shame. Adobe Acrobat needs to be used for creating PDF forms.//5

Broken piece number three: Vast gap in format conversion software.

Another related problem our office has is that some of our literature we create is printed on pre-printed paper--that is paper which has on it our color company logo. Having paper pre-printed is cheaper than to buy and maintain a high-end printer ourselves. But this "pre-printing" does not have a digital equivalent. So we have to import images into our documents to duplicate the pre-printed paper and then we make the PDF document. What that means is that we have to have two versions of the original document--one without images and one with.

Our office basically has to maintain three or four versions of most of our documents, and we have to manually update each and every one of them.

Broken piece number four: Multiple document formats means multiple programs and editing processes per document.

Then along came the Internet.

The Internet changed everything. Well, it just added to the quagmire. We have, of course, a company Website. And, of course, our literature needs to get "published" on the Web. This means, of course, simply yet another document format--another computer program and another way of converting and editing our existing documents. The result is a fourth version of every piece of our literature that gets to the Web. And another manual edit every time there is a global change.

Broken piece number five: The edit/convert/maintain process grows geometrically with each new format and always requires another proprietary program.

Well, that is how document handling using Microsoft Windows "office productivity software" is currently "done".

A Solution

There are solutions; I think. (Hopefully I will be writing more about them at a later date.) For right now let me offer one solution, not viable for me right now, for it will take a long time to convert to, and in the meantime our office must deal with our current set of documents, but one that I want to work on.

But before I talk of a solution, let me say that the solution is not simply to replace Microsoft Office with StarOffice or OpenOffice. Those do not change the paradigm one bit. They may cost less, but they do the same thing and in the same manner.

Nor is the solution one great-big-does-everything-program like integrated "solutions" such as Lotus SmartSuite or Microsoft Works.

I think the solution is Open Source or Free software using HTML and XML along with programs running on an (internal) Apache server written in a language such as PHP.

All documents would be created and written in ASCII and stored on the server (the editing process would include some sort of WYSIWYG interface). I think that HTML along with CSS and XML will be able to provide a way to format documents just as does any advanced word processor.

I don't think there needs to be a database other than a database of information about the documents; for indexing, searching and reporting.

This way will present other issues (many I have not even thought of). You can not highlight a line and make it bold when you are editing an HTML form and text is in a TEXTAREA tag. And you don't want to have to mark your text with some really weird syntax just to italicize a few words in a paragraph.

But here is something I just went through, and if I describe it, it may help in conveying my meaning.

Someone gave we a word document of a bunch of paragraphs of text and wanted the text up on their website. Each first line and last line of the text was to be bold. There were about a hundred paragraphs.

Microsoft Word's export to HTML feature is horrible. And I was not about to go through the process of highlight a line of text with the mouse, press Control-B, highlight another line of text with the mouse press Control-B, highlight another line of text press Control-B, ...

No need to. I saved the text as ASCII. Wrote a PHP script (I could just as easily used Perl) to do the formatting for me; the script generated output in HTML. Viola! I now have the text along with a small piece of code that does the formatting they wanted. Perhaps they want italics instead of bold? Minor change to the PHP and I re-run the script. Viola!

That is the paradigm I am thinking of. Text and an algorithm to display/convert that text. Perhaps there would be a template describing the attributes of layout. Text, a template, and an algorithm. We have the text, assign it to a category, the category has a layout and we run a script to convert the text using the layout to create either, a letter, a fax, a memo, a brochure.

We can do anything with Free Software. But we will always be limited by the current Broken Office Paradigm.


1. Some of the users in our office show absolutely no initiative when it comes to computers.

2. I can write much more about some of the problems relating to GUI designs, but wanted to keep this short. Maybe later...

3. I mean Adobe PDF of course. Perhaps PDF readers are freely available enough now, but the format remains proprietary. Perhaps there are some third-party programming libraries, but still, it is a very difficult process to manipulate PDF documents; especially to convert to and from PDF document. Try it with forms and see.

4. Perhaps there is a word processor out there that saves in PDF form. I am not about to look. The process of trying demo versions is too time consuming. Besides, converting to yet another set of programs to edit documents is a long and expensive process.

5. There are some other conversion programs out there, but again, the process of finding them is long and can be expensive.

A "Username/Password" Cookie?

Most Websites these days have "forums" or allow for user "comments" etc. And most of them do not allow posting without "logging" in or becoming a "member".

I dislike the thought of constantly having to create yet another online account every time I feel that a site is interesting enough to want to participate. It is a complicated process: I go to a site, feel that I want to post a comment, get a "you must register" message, adjust my Browser settings to allow cookies for this site, sometimes I have to allow the site to use Javascript, go through a form or two providing name and e-mail address, sometimes more, submit form and wait for e-mail confirmation, get e-mail, now I can log in and "participate" in the "community" by posting my silly little comment.

But all this can be automated.

And all proposals that I have seen seem like HUGE CONGLOMERATIONS of PARADIGMS of OBJECT ORIENTATION and other high-falutin computer science precepts.

Well, what if there was something like the how COOKIEs are stored and transfered that allowed for the transfer of some kind of USERNAME and PASSWORD that sites can read from our computers?

I see an ASCII file format like an LSM:

Username: Jones
E-Mail: jones@adventure.org
Password: xn00Hg&6lklj(08jhss896

Where the password is a one-way hash and when the Browser initially negotiates with a Website that hash value is what is transfered and the correctness of the password is then checked via standard HTTP Authentication.

I mean, it's got to be as simple as this? Can't it?


No name change. The secondary names I thought of are already in use. (It is very important to check for names in use or even similar.)


I just installed Redhat v8.0. Nice. But what's with the use of "Wizards"???

I think Redhat/Linux developers should use the name "Guru", as in "Internet Connection Guru". Much better and not so blatantly Microsoft.

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