Life
Note to self: Just don't open your mouth. Your comment license has been revoked.
Her: Describes harrowing New Year's Eve. Really, really bad mojo. I've only come close to that kind of thing once in my life.
Me: "At least you had more fun than I did."
God, I'm an asshole sometimes. I got called for it, but I still wish there was a way I could apologize. Why do I always do stuff like that to the people I care about the most? It seems like my brain and mouth are never connected when they need to be these days.
Oh, and I weighed 190 today. Fuck. My license for food has been revoked for the next month or two as well.
