Remember, it's only a conspiracy if it's against the law. Don't let anybody accuse you of hatching conspiracy theories if what you're talking about is technically legal.

On a completely different topic, I'd like anybody who has, or gets, a canker sore (an oral ulcer) to please try chewing up a mouthful of walnuts, and holding the mash in your mouth for 30 seconds, and to report here whether it helped more or less immediately. Thanks, and good luck.