Out in the USA for a week and I'm making myself at home. I'm watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" (which kind of makes me wonder how you could possibly find less funny videos). I'm drinking $1.25 bottled tap water. Really, this stuff actually says on it that it's taken from the public water supply. But I went and bought loads of Haloween Candy from Target, and the hotel has free wireless internet access, so it's not all that bad ;)