Ugh, so this is kinda lame. It's been so long since I logged into my old account here, I don't remember the password or email address I used, or whether or not it's still even a valid one, so I created a new account. If anyone with the ability to remove an account could nuke the jmock account, I'd appreciate it. I'd do it myself but don't see anything telling me how, maybe I'm just missing it.
Anyway, I start a new job on the 21st as Compete, Inc.'s senior systems administrator. They use lots of FreeBSD (yay!), unlike my current employer.