Grab a copy of esr's Ethics from the barrel of a gun and run the following sed script on it:
It's the funniest thing you'll read all day. You can see a copy of it at my web site.sed -e s/[gG]un/Penis/g -e s/[bB]ear/Dangl/g -e s/[aA]rms/Phaluses/g -es/[tT]rigger/Glans/g gun-ethics.html > penis-ethics.html
