I've decided that from this day on, whenever someone asks me a trivial technical question I'll just respond with the question "what would Jesus do?". I've determined that this response will have the appropriate weird-out value, having tested (and honed) the technique on several ex-cow orkers. Somehow I get the feeling though that the effectiveness could be improved by making an effort to look more like a stereotypical satan-worshipping death metal enthusiast, but I'm too lazy to try that out.

Hm? What are you still here for? Move on to the next diary entry, nothing else to see here.