26 Mar 2002 (updated 26 Mar 2002 at 16:02 UTC)
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I'm reading a book called "Introducing Microsoft .NET".
In the very first chapter, the author starts comparing programmers to
alcoholics. He says we are unable to follow good programming practices
like unit tests, or documenting our code. We programmers, he insists, are
so lazy and undiciplined that we cannot even keep ourselves from wasting
four hours a day playing Solitaire on our computers during work hours (pg. 5).
As a solution, he proposes we programmers need to do what people in recovery
do, basically follow a "two step" program:
- Admit we are powerless to manage our lives.
- Believe a greater power than ourselves can restore us to sanity.
Anyone want to guess who he thinks this "greater power" is? Who is the only one who can save lazy, undiciplined programmers? Why, it's our old friend
Microsoft. Microsoft is now our god, according to David S. Platt. Wise
benevolent Microsoft and their only begotten son, .Net, has come to redeem us
and make us whole, productive citizens again.
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What's left to say?