It seems kuro5hin's blood chemistry is a tad odd:

[rusty@brain]$ cat /proc/blood_chem
          003% freezee_pop
          060% caffeine
          040% vitamin_c
          ... etc. :-)

Total: 103% and counting.
I wonder if the caffeine is supersaturated?
And since vitamin C is filtered from the blood stream so quickly, to hit 40% even momentarily must have required eating a massive tablet. A couple million percent of your Recommended Daily Allowance, no doubt.
Hmmm. I've just noticed that I'm surrounded by a wall of empty Coke cans. That might explain why I haven't sleep in recent memory.