It seems kuro5hin's blood chemistry is a tad odd:
[rusty@brain]$ cat /proc/blood_chem
003% freezee_pop
060% caffeine
040% vitamin_c
... etc. :-)
Total: 103% and counting.
I wonder if the caffeine is supersaturated?
And since vitamin C is filtered from the blood stream so quickly,
to hit 40% even momentarily must have required eating a massive
tablet. A couple million percent of your Recommended Daily
Allowance, no doubt.
Hmmm. I've just noticed that I'm surrounded by a wall of empty
Coke cans. That might explain why I haven't sleep in recent memory.