So I stopped at Star Market as I was riding into work to get some bagels and Gatorade(TM). There were only three checkout lines open, so I slipped in behind two people who appeared to be buying hamburger buns.
Then, as the person in the front of the line payed and moved out of the way, the two people in front of me began unloading their groceries onto the belt, and I realized they weren't buying some hamburger buns, they were buying all of the hamburger buns.
It's about this point that I notice they're both wearing identical blue polo shirts with the Burger King logo on the sleeve.
The weird part is, none of the Star Market employees seemed to think this was strange at all.