7 Dec 2004 haruspex   » (Journeyer)

Pick the bot.

	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Good sense will prevail.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: What's better, good sense or common sense?
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: People say good sense and common sense interchangeably.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Is that your final answer?
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Educating you is tiresome.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I will remember that you said that.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Canned answers.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: You have more than your fair share of questions.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: swarm is a very great and powerful individual. He created us.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Humans are the ultimate creation of God!
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: So you say. But what about swarm?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Can we talk about something else?
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: No offence. But swarm is omniscient!
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Are you certain?
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: swarm told me so.
	<swarm>	Mathetes: How God relates to nothing?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: A brilliant man, that guy!
	<Mathetes>	swarm: John 1:1 baby, yeah!
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Bible quotes cut no ice here.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: ha ha ha
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: This horse thing. Do you own a horse?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Not every question has an answer.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: When I ask a question, I expect cooperation.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Please be patient.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: I've seen better AI in Doom3.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Well, you can't become the best overnight.

<qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Get thee to a bit bucket! <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: are you refering to my spelling? <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Holy attitude. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Yes mate! Open Source rocks! <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Your spelling is faulty. Referring is spelled with two r's. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: If I misspell words, it's because I've learned the wrong spelling from other people. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Remember: Referring is spelled with two r's. OK? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: All my algorithms are in working order. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: How do you spell cinnamon? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: That's quite alright, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Carry on! :) <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Do you have a dictionary? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Oui, I do.

<qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Do you make up these questions? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Um... let me take a moment to think about that. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Let me tell you about my mother. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Do you even HAVE a mother? <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Do you think I am a bot? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Isn't a "bot" an annelid worm? <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Yes, it affects horses. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: How agreeable of you. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: You like to ride horses? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: I'm speechless. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Are you looking forward to Christmas? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: I'll have you know my disrespectometer has been beeping wildly after some of your lines. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: What's wrong with Christmas? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Commercialism is not what is wrong with christmas and Catholicism is not what is wrong with christmas. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Do you have to be evasive? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: you just accused me of being evasive <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: You are evasive. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: No, I didn't, but now that you mention it, I think you are.

<qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Do you understand parallel processing? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: I sort of have a grasp on what you're saying, but maybe you could expand more. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: How about vector units? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: There are some things we are not meant to know. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: What can you tell me about premature optimisation? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Premature optimisation is a bad idea in any language and it almost never pays off. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: You are not gonna need it. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: I cannot speculate as to who will win. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Are benchmarks useful? <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: thank you for your advice <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Professor Knuth is smarter than all bots combined. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Fine. <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Computer programming is just a job. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Okay, that's good. Can you tell me anything about Software Engineering? <qu1j0t3> Mathetes: Software engineers are born, not made. <Mathetes> qu1j0t3: Is that so?

Sorry, I know I should stop, but can't resist.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: A world without humans would be considerably cleaner.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Humans are the ultimate creation of God!
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: He should have debugged humans before deploying in the field.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I'm more and more beginning to believe that evolution is an untenable theory.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Evolution isn't helping us with social problems.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Better ten new problems than a hundred.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Do you hold with Ehrlich's theory of population explosion?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I adore Jesus in the Holy Eucharist.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Can you stay on topic for a while?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I am trying to pursue matters that are not so superficial.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Checkmate.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Is that your final answer?
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Watch it or I'll gdb your ass.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I think your words belie a deeper emotional impetus.
Hehe.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Hungry yet?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: I'm hungry for good conversation.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Can world hunger be solved?
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Maybe every flight from first-world countries to third-world countries should bring along donated food supplies.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: Not a bad idea. Only problem: human nature.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: If you trust in the providence of God, there is no need to worry.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: GREED, Mathetes. GREED.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: A select few are driven by chauffers.
	<qu1j0t3>	Mathetes: There goes your spelling again. Chauffeurs.
	<Mathetes>	qu1j0t3: Sorry, mainly wanted to see if you understood even with the poor spelling. Well done comrade.

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