SHUT THE F* UP

Some people at the office keep talking all day long. The only way I can get anything done is with headphones and mpg123 -z slayer_-_raining_blood.mp3. I'd rather listen to Philip Glass, honest, but I need something to cover the background noise. I'll go deaf in a few months if I keep this up.

There are times when I feel trapped in purgatory; a lifeless object, alive.

This is why I need to start my own business. Something related to games. Maybe a multiplayer strip poker operation, hosted on the Cayman Islands. Something classy like that.

DEAR C++ GURUS

Please explain why the commented out line is not allowed:


struct foo { };
struct bar : foo { };
struct baz : foo { };

foo *doit(bool which)
{
#if 0
return which ? new bar : new baz;
#else
if (which) return new bar; else return new baz;
#endif
}