John McCain is ooooold

List of inventions that presidential candidate John McCain is older than: the Jet engine, Nylon, the ballpoint pen, the helicopter, the microwave oven, holograms, nuclear weapons, the transistor, the Rubik's cube, communications satellites, velcro, the contraceptive pill, light emitting diodes plus every computer ever made, including every computer program ever written, every programming language ever designed, computer networks, video games and anything else based on a computer whatsoever.

His lifetime spans the entirety of World War II, the founding of the United Nations, the entirety of the cold war including the construction and demolition of the Berlin wall, the first man in space and the space race that followed, the American civil rights movement and all rock music ever made.

Syndicated 2008-06-03 13:42:26 from fragglet