This is one of the most boring entries you'll every read.

An abbreviated timeline of my programming life:

• 1978-1979 - I learned BASIC on a copy of the Dartmouth Time-Share System when my dad taught at the US Coast Guard Academy.
• 1981-1984 - I continued learning BASIC in high school.
• 1984 - I learned LISP on a dialup to Georgetown University, as wel as participated in the Washington Linguistics Club.
• 1985-1989 - I got my BA in Linguistics, but didn't get to use computers at Macalester College.
• 1991-1992 - I helped debug a UNIX point-of-sale system as an advanced user. It used ncurses and was written in C. I started reading UNIX books and Ed Krol's Whole Internet User's Guide (no Web).
• 1993 - I picked up the first Camel Book, by merlyn, and started learning Perl.
• 1994 - I did some work on a Washington (DC) freenet uploading text files for the Arlington County (Virginia) public library.
• 1995-1996 - I started developing the first webpages for the Arlington County (Virginia) website while a clerk at the county public library. Most never see the light of day.
• 1997-1998 - I learned all about information systems in library school. Never finished my MLIS degree.
• 1999-2000 - I developed web applications for the DoD in Perl, setting up database tables in Oracle in SQL, tracking everything and managing code with CVS on HP-UX servers and Linux desktops.
• 2001 - I took a detour at Sprint for six months, used more Perl and Oracle, and learned a whole lot of little things about other systems.
• 2001-2002 - I was unemployed for 14 months and poked my fingers into a lot of open-source projects all over the web.
• 2002-2005 - I went back to developing web applications for the DoD. Although there were still a lot Perl apps being maintained and updated, most new web apps were being written in Java with Servlets and JSPs. We eventually created an application with Struts, too. I created several middleware Perl scripts for porting data between systems and learned XSLT (with Java) for transforming XML between formats for loading into databases. I spent a lot of time creating and improving database tables and schemata. I took a formal course in Java.
• 2005 - I spent two months at West Corporation learning a lot more about telephone systems than I ever learned in six months at Sprint. I learned a lot about VoiceXML, too.
• 2005-present - I have been developing XSLT solutions for VerizonBusiness (formerly MCI). I have developed lots of amazing things with XSLT, transforming XML into other XML formats, making sure messages get from point A to point B. I spend a lot of time managing CVS and some time wring Perl and Korn shell scripts.
• 2007-beyond - I've been learning some Haskell, Standard ML, and Python over the years, and this year started learning Ruby. I plan to develop web apps in Ruby on Rail and Django, so I have to get my Ruby and Python skills up to speed. I want to try setting up VOIP services in my home using Asterisk.

Some of my home computers:

• Mac mini with 22-inch ViewSonic LCD
• black MacBook
• Sony Vaio desktop with 20-inch ViewSonic LCD, WinXP
• Compaq Presario 15.4-inch widescreen, WinXP
• old VA Linux minitower running recent Ubuntu, 20-inch ViewSonic LCD
• old Packard Bell, dual-booting Win95 and old RedHat distro, no monitor to call its own

I came back from OSCON and a week later I had a stroke. I'm close to completely recovered now.

Just a few days and I'll be in Portland, OR, USA, enjoying UbuntuLive and OSCON 2007.

I have a fulltime permanent job now, too.

I'm trying to learn a bit of everything these days. I definitely need to learn AJAX and Rails (Ruby).
And I'm planning on being at OSCON for the first time this year.

"The burning of your craving look..." (Amber)

I love coding on my computers. I'm a registered Apple developer these days. I try to limit my desktop distractions, but there's all these cool toys. I'm thinking of playing with Adobe's Apollo/Flex. Writing apps with Jaiku's API is on my todo list.