Random notes:

Major appliances are called "major" because of their price, not because of their size.

I still don't care about Microsoft.

Moving to another city is generally scary in an undefinable "background process" sort of way.

No matter how much money you have socked away for a rainy day, you end up being short by about $1000.

Lease-to-own anything is a bad idea.

Rocks are cool.

Bananas are funny.