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Correction
It's been pointed out that a post I made a little over a year ago concerning my brother was not entirely accurate. When he passed away, everyone assumed it was an overdose (because of his history of substance abuse) however it was not. He actually had died of heart complications (which is something that us Hart men have a tendency towards). Everyone assumed it was an overdose becuase of his past, but an atopsy proved otherwise. Unbeknownst to most in my family at the time, he had actually confided in one of my brothers that he had been clean and sober for quite a while before his death. This is why the autopsy was requested, because everyone wanted to know the truth. Thankfully, the truth was very good news (not that he had passed away, but that he hadn't overdosed).

I also mentioned that he was a racist in life. I'll admit I hadn't seen him in roughly 5-8 years before his death, so I have no idea if he later on turned around on this subject. All that I do know is tha last time I personally saw him I helped bail him out of jail for getting into a knife fight with a hispanic gentleman over a racial issue. Additionally, growing up I recall seeing swastikas on at least one of his motorcycles and actually getting into a discussion with him over african americans when I either was about to serve or had just returned from my mission to Mississippi.

Now, I want to assume the best with respect to him. I want to assume that he did see the error in his logic concerning racial biases as he saw the problems substance abuse had caused him. I don't know if he did, but I would like to think he did. He ultimately was a very smart man (honestly, everyone in my family is quite smart, just in different ways) and I should think that if he hadn't seen the error in his thinking about racism, he certainly has where-ever he is now.

I want to assume the best about him, as I want to assume the best about everyone (even though I usually wind up being disappointed and angry at people).

There is, however, one thing about my brother that I can honestly and truthfully relate to. He was someone who everyone assumed the worse for. When he passed away, everyone assumed it was an overdose. Like him, I am someone who everyone assumes is unwell.

The simple fact is this: I've never been terribly close with anyone in my family. I grew up an only child with 6 brothers and sisters. And because of this, none of them really understand me, or even can relate to me.

I am liberal-LDS. I am someone who values logic and scientific fact and has managed to reconcile these things with his religion. I have arrived at the amazing conclusion that there is not one scientific fact (or even strong theories, as there really isn't such a thing as scientific "fact" ;-) that contradicts the teachings of the gospel. I have found that when you really look at both science and my religion, and you really understand them, the two are extremely complimentary. In fact, there's more scientific evidence supporting my religion than anyone inside my religion would allow themselves to see.

So, in being liberal-LDS I can relate to my family on the "LDS" level, but very rarely on the "liberal" level. So many of them are indocturnated by their cohorts into thinking that the two mean starkly different things. And while it is by no means the teachings of the church, many of the members misunderstand and think that "liberal" is somehow evil and abhorent. Many members are part of the conservative right... thinking that this is what makes a person Christian... even though the church leadership has really done their best to extoll the fact that this isn't true.

Many of them fail to realize that, if you look back through the scriptures and especially at the life of Jesus, there are some extremely liberal teachings there. I'll not bore you with many quotes, primarily because this isn't the forum for such a thing, however, I can share with you my favorite passage.

It's in John, Chapter 8. Jesus is on the mount of Olives (also known as Mount Olivet, and it is actually a pretty big place). Scribes and Pharisees bring a woman before him and say:
Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned; but what sayest thou?
Jesus instead ignores them and stoops down to write on the ground (method of teaching). They continue to ask him. He finally stands and says to them:
He who is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her
He then stooped back down and continues to write on the ground.

Now, he was the only person there who was without sin. Every other person there had sinned (everyone sins, it's a freaking fact, none of us are perfect). However, he was the only one completely free from it. He said that the person without sin there should cast the first stone. He was that person... and yet he did not cast the stone at her. Instead, he stooped back down and continued his teachings.

What he was telling them was that none of them were without sins, and none of them were in a position to condem this woman.

Is it me, or does this not seem like a very conservative line of thought? From what I read and hear this sure seems contradictory of conservative mantra to me. As near as I can tell (and, not to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty smart guy) the conservative right is as far away from Christianity as taught by Christ as they can be.

So, at the end of the day, I am left quite alone and often misunderstood by my own family. Because they don't really understand me, and they somehow cannot relate, they assume the worse for me, very much like my brother who everyone assumed had overdosed, even though he had not.

However, I am fine with this. I have managed to work though those issues that had been preventing me from reaching happiness and contentment. I have achieved inner peace and am satisfied with where I am in my life. I've even found someone else who is liberal-LDS to be my helpmate. I continue to love my family in spite of the fact that they may not understand me, and might even be confused about things.

At any rate, I apologize for the introspective rant I just gave. I had something on my mind and I had to get it out before it consumed me.
Fartface Meringue
Sorry folks, the Pimpscript, SVN, and a couple of other things I run are down right now. Turns out the hoster has also changed their support system so I can no longer force a reboot remotely.

These should be back up sometime soon.
Reception
Jessica's mother wanted to throw us a reception, so here's the pictures from it.
Zany Zoot Suit!
rpmstrap (local mirror), my silly little chroot-making tool for RPM-based distros, apparently has quite a few more uses than I had originally thought of or even intended.

Apparently, it's been quite useful to people running VPSes. Xen threads recommend it. It's mentionned in the Xen wiki as well as in other things on the topic. I see it mentioned in a couple of IRC logs for Xen. It's even inside StrongboxLinux.

I've been contacted by people using this to deploy clusters, build recovery sets, etc.

All this really kind of blows me away. I mean.. yeah sure, it seems obvious... but I never thought of using it for these.

Well, anyway... Got 0.4 out the door. Now have some new scripts for things like Scientific Linux and Mandriva (though the Mandriva one is rather buggy). Been pondering how to do some stuff with rpmstrap and PDK... but haven't gotten much done there yet.
Dick Biggerstaff, MD
Childish, I know... but...

Best... Name.... Ever!
Toss your own salad: $4.99
Meh... new rpmstrap release. Check it. Some nice new features thanks to several contibutors as well as a new tool for solving/ordering RPM-pool-issues (I need to document it... I know... I suck).

Also updated some screenshots. Mainly wanted to show off my wife's kack ass desktop.

Erm... some more IRC Jackass nonesense here and here...

Finally, finished that blasted Harry Potter book (the Half-Blood Prince one). Jerk J.K.... she can eat a fat one. Bitch. I read it on my business trip last week (check it, shrimp and lobster thermador).

Other than all that.... meh...
Rapid Fire Posts
Okay, okay, I need to stop this. But I just read something that made me smile and I needed to share.

When I lived in Tucson, I was a part of TFUG. I still lurk in the IRC (best channel ever) and basically tell superbenk when he's wrong and being a dick*. I should get back on the list, because those were fun times.

But, I digress. A good friend of mine, Jeremy Rogers posted the following that I found terribly insightful:
Yeah, I don't see Ubuntu as replacing Debian at all. It kinda like
knoppix.. its based on debian and tries to do much less than debian,
but do it very well. That's fine. If it works better for you, use it.
It even looks to offer commercial support, so thats great too.
However, Ubuntu has installs for 3 archs (PPC, x86, x86-64). Debian
has 11. Debian is also completely volunteer, so there is no commercial
motivation.. I find that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside because
it sorta takes the gnuness all the way. Maybe this will wind up being
a great example of cathedral/bazaar from within the linux world. But I
feel that most 'vehement ubuntu users' are seriously misinformed. At
least the ones that are vehement about being anti-debian.

Even the ubuntu site says debian is critical to Ubuntu's existance: http://www.ubuntulinux.org/ubuntu/relationship/document_view Hopefully Ubuntu devs will follow through and continue to contribute back to debian, but either way, I don't think debian is going away.

JDR

Original post.

*: Heh, alright, Ben ain't a dick, per se. We may disagree on a lot of things, and he may be patently wrong on most of them, but he's an okay guy. I'm just a jackass who likes to razz his friends pretty hardcore.
Sites up
Hah! Just as soon as I post that, they come back up. So, resume your normal... erm... whatever.

FWIW, the bottleneck was The Planet... which actually isn't my hoster... and they have been having problems for a few days now apparently.
Sites down
Due to routing issues, trac.samhart.net, svn.samhart.net, and the samhart.net mail filter (thus, the whole system since I do not allow non-filtered mail) are not accessible from large portions of the internet.

Sorry if this affects anyone. It should be restored soon.
Stupidest Thing Ever
Okay, I hope you've seen these monstrosities before. Well, Jessica and I recently took it upon ourselves to try them out (because we're manly! Well, I'm manly, and she's just a stone-cold bitch... or something like that... whatever... we're tough :-)

After bringing them to work and finding no one else was willing to help me consume these terrible things, I was forced to eat them myself.

Perhaps forced isn't the right word... I was more or less goaded into it by the Jelly Beans themselves. It went something like this:
Evil Beans: Hey Sam! Eat us!
Sam: No way! You guys are gross!
Evil Beans:What?! Of course we're gross! But so what? You aren't a pussy are you?
Sam: Shut up! I'm trying to work and am very busy!
Evil Beans: .... Pussy!
Sam: Listen, I'm not going to eat you because you call me names...
Evil Beans: Spoken like a true pussy!
Sam: Bah! I'm ignoring you.
Evil Beans: I guess you're just not man enough to take a little bad flavor with your Jelly Beans...
Sam: Hey! I'm all man, pal, you better shut your pie hole!
Evil Beans: ... Guess we now see why your ex- divorced you... Pussy...
Sam: Shut up!
Evil beans: ... Only a matter of time before word of your pussiness gets back to your new wife...
Sam: Okay, bastards, you're dead...
And then I ate them. Which is probably the dumbest thing ever I did do.

Anyway... if you're ever forced into a situation like that... I have some advice for you.

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