I hate this damn stupid fscking morons from the local telco. Not only they didn't fix my DSL line, they damaged my voice line as well! Aaargh! These incompetent idiots should have their testicles squeezed with nutcrackers, each rib broken in four parts and their knee and jaw bones surgically removed, wrapped with fancy paper and ribbons and sent to their families for Christmas!

Blah >:(