First, Apple announces that it's going to transition to using Intel-based chips by 2007.
Then, Debian "Sarge" is released.
/me checks the calendar - not April 1st.
Ok, we now have confirmation of 2 of the 3 signs of the apocalypse. The NOAA reports that hell's present temperature is approximately 0 Kelvin. The FAA is warning you to please beware of flying horsemen. That will be all.