It's not ultimate frisbee until:
- You have a welt on your left forearm that's obscuring 1/2 of it
- You've broken a finger on your left hand
- You've just barely not sprained your left ankle doing so
And your team still loses. Today's lesson learned: leave the left half of your body home before playing a "non-contact" sport. Oh well, I'll be on an I.V. of Gatorade and Ibuprofen on my couch for a little while if anyone needs me...