I like Jackie Chan, I like Chris Tucker.

I really like Zhang Zi Yi!! Wow, she is really beautiful. She will be mine.. oh, yes! She will be mine..

And, really, this is what it all comes down to now. I think hot Chinese girls who kick ass are the wave of the future, as far as films go. As great as Lord of the Rings will probably be, it probably won't achieve its full potential unless Zhang is in it as some ass-kicking elf chick or something. I think even Kubrick wouldn't be able to deny the power of Zhang. Imagine if he had made this revelation in time to produce Barry Lyndon.. it might have been a good movie!