I should have had the pork. And I'm vegetarian.
The night started out innocently enough. Zab, Jennifer, Shaver and I wanted to see a movie. We wanted something without substance. Without a plot. Without and purpose whatsoever. Something that was strictly for entertainment value. Brain candy. What we found was something far, far more sinister.
Don't go see it. You don't get that two hours of your life back.