I am the "chef cook and bottle washer" for www.slickpenguin.com. Slick Penguin helps folks share their experiences implementing Linux based business solutions with the rest of the Linux community Whew..
Rather than get winded about myself, if you are interested, you can read more about me and Slick Penguin, in a recent article on Linuxmall called "Slick Linux". Michelle Head did a flattering job with the article.
Some additionally tidbits, worked on various platforms as a programmer (mainframes, Unix, Windows, Mac, etc.) in various languages (Ada, lisp, C, C++, VB, Cobol, Assembler, basic, fortran, clipper, PHP, PERL, you get the idea). It all started in grade school once I saw PONG. The rest is the rest.