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21 Feb 2001 (updated 21 Feb 2001 at 01:51 UTC) »
washing cats: like herding just more painful

dirtyrat, mixing Meebles and water forms an emulsion, albeit one that fights back with very sharp claws and teeth, and he doesn't take prisoners.

But from time to time, Meebles sleeps under Ang's (old) car, and gets oil on his fur. The choices are:

  • try to wash him
  • wait for him to lick the oil off then get sick
  • take to the vet, and let the vet wash him

Guess which option I use? :-)

sad, I'd forgotten about the loud purring. Kittens have precisely one purr volume setting: 11. Luckily, they seem to get a bit more control as they get older.


I'm getting another Alpha this Friday night: looking forward to that, so I can start porting XFree86 4.0.x to it. It comes with a 21" monitor. I hope it has enough RAM.

nooks: NDAs

NDAs aren't necessarily bad, they're just evil. However, it does get you nice toys and I get to fix things before you folks get to moan about it.

sad: kittens

sad, your kitten will entertain you for months with the following behaviour:

  • Attacking the back of your hands and ankles (this one's a pain, suggest water pistol)
  • Kitty litter is optional to kittens for the first few weeks (a pain; suggest being home with kitty until they are reliable)
  • Early morning (4am - 6 am) wake up pounces (this one's a pain, suggest a door)
  • Outside/Inside/Different (this one's a pain, suggest ignoring them when they're outside)
  • Chase the phantom butterfly (this one's cute until the first thing is broken)
  • Paw on the nose whilst you sleep (this one's cute)
  • Chew through dangerous things (the clothes iron, suggest water pistol)
  • Look at you with the most innocent expression, climb half way up your leg (or #include other much loved item, such as the leather couch) and use you as a claw sharpner (suggest water pistol)

Of course, if you're like me (a complete cat slave), the above is cute and lovely behaviour and part of the rich tapestry of being your cat's food slave.

If you go the water pistol route, make sure your cat does not see you do it, otherwise they wise up and do it when you're not in the room.

If your kitten is really young, now is the time to hold and cuddle it (lots), let it sleep with you, get it used to being on your lap for fur stroking sessions, about once a week wash it in the bath, brush its fur with a good brush, and get it to meet a lot of people. If they get lots of human attention early on, it'll be really nice to people for the rest of its life. If you don't, you'll get psycho.cat who will attack ankles and hide when visitors come. And you'll lose all the skin on your arms when you *need* to give it a wash to rid of it whatever nasty substance is in its fur. I don't even try to mix Meebles and water - I'm not that stupid.

bleep is nice, NDA's are bad

bleep is nice. Happy Shiny People obviously were distilled to make bleep. It goes to prove that if you leave bleep alone long enough, they get it right.

The bleep are almost bleep in nature, without much thought of what happens to people on smaller screens like me (my laptop is 800x600).

bleep is very damn trendy and useful: it makes text so readable on my LCD screen it's not funny. It's as the words are just sorta etched on the screen at 200 dpi. I can read Slashdot at the smallest size and read comfortably (not possible before).

There's some issues going down in terms of security; the bleep version will be dumbed down a great deal to cope with Mum'n'Dad'n'two-point-five-kids'n'dog'n'cat not knowing anything about security.

I hate NDA's.

Posted using bleep Mozilla 4.0 (compatible; bleep 6.0b; bleep 5.1) browser.

rule of law

On CNN, I just saw an Israeli personage defending his country's helicopter gunship murder of a high ranking Palenstinian figure.

Israel for some time has basically been a terrorist rogue nation, every bit as bad as the people they are supposedly combating. It really pisses me off when basic human rights and the rule of law are swept away as they give rough "justice" to those they do not like. They mouth crapulence like they will not negotiate whilst the violence continues. And then they go and commit a few well placed atrocities which begets more violence.

I'm not anti-semitic*; I'm anti-violence. I'm anti- stupidity. I'm against terrorism. I'm for human rights. I'm for the rule of law.

I'm going to be trying to wean my clients away from Israeli gear, such as Checkpoint's Firewall-1. It's a real shame that economic sanctions are the only real way to bring a government around to the correct policies (as in South Africa). It'll take a long time. I doubt I'm ever going to see peace in that area.


not much happening.

* my wonderful second cousin, Sarah, is Jewish. Unlike most of my second cousins who I don't know and have never met, Sarah and her family are in regular contact with ours. I lived in Balaclava in Victoria, Australia and love the jewish lifestyle that area offers, such as freshly baked bagels and cookies after Shabbat. I would move back there in a trice.

12 Feb 2001 (updated 12 Feb 2001 at 12:20 UTC) »
cilux: reading diaries, licensing

Yes, people read the diaries here. I don't know about anyone else, but I prefer to do stuff than worry about licensing advocacy. Considering the content of today's (where today is an arbitary point in time), I'd say that most of the Advogato writers also don't give a rat's arse about licensing issues.

They just do.

ATL wizardry

My foray into developing a new thumbnail generator hit a bit of a chord. I'm downloading the new Platform SDK to get the headers and stuff I need to develop my next piece of abandonware.

ATL seems to me like incanting to weird $DEITIES, and I'm not terribly sure if the recent lunar maxima meant that I should have sacrificed my house mate to the dark forces.

Maybe I still should. ;-)


Made Telsa happy. I found her the images she was looking for, and posted them to her. Monday wasn't wasted.

11 Feb 2001 (updated 11 Feb 2001 at 13:46 UTC) »

Can't get near my machine at the moment; Dan is going through major geekiness phase, and it's sort of aggravating. I need to free up my Dell for me.

Programmers == HCI morons

Tried to do what I thought was a very simple thing: find a program to thumbnail a set of images in a folder which has sub-folders. All the programs I've looked at suck, and have truly, monumentally fucked up interfaces. If there's any doubt that programmers as a rule should never be let anywhere near a program's HCI bits, it's HTML thumbnail generators. The dudes who wrote thortor, thumb, and VikarPlus Photo Gallery should be ashamed. Not only did they not work, they couldn't seemingly do the simple things, like add a folder and its contents. Vikar PG had the temerity to generate a set of files for the thumbnails that was significantly larger than the original images, which sort of defeats the purpose of thumbnails, no?

So I'm going to write my own. Expect this to be abandoned at 5.36 pm on Tuesday.

Highlander III: the apology

This is one sad movie. No wonder it's on at 11 pm on a Sunday night. Awful. And I though #2 was bad...

cancer of the neck, update

According to the doc, it's a sebacious cyst, one that is in a bunch of nerves that'll need very careful surgery to remove the next time it really gets inflamed.

However, since the antibiotics really didn't make much of a dent on the sucker, I'm going to keep a very close eye on this one.


My laptop's hard drive has just about expired. I've lost my PST to the god of missing sectors.

I received patches from Jeff Dike for the Win32 version of User Mode Linux, but until I can get my hd problem sorted, I can't really work on it.

I'm working on trying to get a bunch of security fixes out for XFree86. If David or Matthieu are reading this, my mind is back on the job.

I still need to find the advisory I wrote up for it, but I have this sinking feeling it's in the PST that was.

oooooaf, turn off the sun

Woke up this morning, still drunk. Had a shower, and considered but didn't do the ol' technicolor yawn. Went back to bed to sleep it off more.

robey: crap medicine

echin acea is crap and is for soft-minded idiots who also tend to believe in crystals and the wonders of "natural" supplements. Cyanide is "natural" as is tetrodotoxin. Echinacea, like most of the staple homeopath rubbish, doesn't work. What works is stuff with symptom suppressors, like Codral Cold and Flu Day/Night. These wonderous little babies have pseudo-ephedrine in them, which is like speed but legal. I had the flu two weeks ago, and with the blue pills I was able to work, present a talk at LCA, fly to Melbourne and back, with some pain go for a short bush walk with Matthew Wilcox in the Blue Mountains, host a BBQ for 30, and finally spread the flu to at least three others (my brother's fiancee, Skud, and my flatmate's girlfriend). With the red pills I was able to sleep all through the night and I only used about 3/4 of a box of tissues for the entire two weeks.

Don't waste time with medically unproven crap, go for decent, medically tested suppressors. If you must take ze 'erbal remedies, I suggest scotch on ice with a dash of lemon juice.

3 Feb 2001 (updated 3 Feb 2001 at 14:49 UTC) »

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