The other day in #php:

<philip> my cat is blocking access to the keyboard
[snip out obvious cat synonym related jokes]
<caffinated> philip - root your cat and change it's permissions :x
<philip> access denied!
<caffinated> catwalls are tricky, try using food.c
<philip> heh
<qbklinm8> wouldn't that be food.php?
<caffinated> when was the last time you've seen an exploit written in php? ;)
<qbklinm8> interesting suggestion.