The other day in #php:
<philip> my cat is blocking access to the keyboard [snip out obvious cat synonym related jokes] <caffinated> philip - root your cat and change it's permissions :x <philip> access denied! <caffinated> catwalls are tricky, try using food.c <philip> heh <qbklinm8> wouldn't that be food.php? <caffinated> when was the last time you've seen an exploit written in php? ;) <qbklinm8> interesting suggestion.