I figured out the solution to my problem: Don't show images on their own in the browser, but call them from within body tags. Avoids the whole thing.
Gosh, if I worked in a big corporate place, I'd probably get some award for "thinking outside the box."
Munk & Phyber, Inc.: We think *around* the box!" :)
Oh, and today's my birthday. I'm 22. I can't bring myself to be excited.