It's been a while. Spent the time day trading and analyzing technical market trends. It seems to me that the market is ready for a new trend in service sector stocks. In anticipation of a growing market in unpleasant excess and unhappy outcomes, I've started Hell, Inc. today, as a limited-liability Delaware corporation. We've entered our first round of funding and are confident of making IPO in record time. I keep thinking there's some comment I should make about having a "rosy future" ahead.