Did you hear me!? YEAST!!!!
If I ever, ever catch you complaining about stock prices again, I won't hesitate to remind you that you had at least a 50/50 chance of being BREAD right now! Pumpernickel possibly.
Humans: Desperately in need of a universal bitch slap.
P.S. I would have been a cupcake. A chocolate cupcake with strawberry frosting and some little white sprinkles. Maybe a candle, too.
P.P.S. Mmmmmmmmm.... sourdough.