I <HEART> kung fu.
Tune in Tokyo!
I hereby proclaim judgement on all you heathen BASTARDS!!!
In the count of insidious crimes against marmotkind: 200
years of back breaking water fowl manacuring!
In the count of infectious giggling in a bad movie: 2 years with an overweight, full body tattooed dwarf surgically attached to your left knee!
In the count of not inciting a food riot in a nunnery: 30 days shaving my back.
That is all. It's all mang's fault. He showed me "The Scoop on Poop".