Some sen-ryu for you:

camel toe from hell
skankin' it on the dance floor
wantin' some lovin'

four twenty today
marijuana in your veins
have you seen my pants?

all I want to eat
everlasting gobstoppers
they can talk to me

interrogative
whoa! phil's el paca darlings
emit gamma rays

beat down by the man
my second cousin Freda
has no left nipple

defending virtue
like I'm Thomas Aquinas
bring on the hookers

creation sans goats
what a bleak, drab, little world
look! I am crying

my sen ryu lack
in sense, style, and worthiness
but you can't stop love

That's enough for today I think. That'll be $19.95, plus tax.