Ok.

Take a deep breath.

Hold on to it.

Ok. Now let it out.

Do it again.

Ok. Now another.

I can see that you've got a nice, healthy diaphram.

Make sure your heart is beating.

Still with me? Good.

Lick your lips.

Tongue check out alright?

Now swallow some saliva.

Can I get an "Amen!" for your salivary glands?

Bueno. You're a rock star.

Check your spleen! Bile pressure ok?

Right on, brother-man!

Here comes the tough part. Are you ready?

Work that sphincter! Yeah, that's it! The one at the top of your stomach. Oooooh, baby! Work it!

Good boy. Nice doggy. Sit. Stay.

Watch out! Your gall bladder's overheating!

WHOA! SLOW DOWN!

Dear gods! What's happening with your large intestine!? For the love of Mike, STOP IT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What the hell is wrong with you!? What are you? Some kind of leprous, micro-cephalic wolverine with a desperate need for a barium high colonic!?

No one understands my art.

Remember, kids! People don't kill people, Intercontinental Ballistic Kernel Patches do.