Some days it pays to be a pessimist :/ I'm not particularly amused by waking up to see snow in April, but at least I wasn't unpleasantly surprised.
On the subject of the Dimwit cert, I was looking at that as more of an indicator of who gets to wear the pointy hat ;) We all occassionally do Silly Things (TM) and this cert is a good way to highlight them. I suggest, however, that it should be a strictly temporary thing. Maybe expiring after a few days.
My fingers apparently don't want to cooperate right now. I guess the third coffee is needed then off to the book store to see what new bits of nearly useful information are available.