Went to Genesis tonight
Trancey drancey night.
Sat around, cos trance is too boring for me to dance to.
It's all THUDTHUDTHUDTHUD
all the time.
Asked the DJ if he had any hiphop.
He did the standard DJ thing when someone asks for some genre he knows nothing about
"Awww yeah, I...err... meant to bring it with me, but I couldn't fit it in the car, sorry"
So I sat on the pool table and bounced about
More sort of just banged on the table or swayed, trying to get it as hiphoppy as I could
Then the cutest girl there asked me to dance.
I said "no, I don't dance to this stuff."
She said she didn't either
So we bopped around.
Don't know her name.
But she's 16
too young for my ancient soul
Why do I always end up hanging round with the younger people?
As I get older, the people I hang around with get younger
Another attempt to pretend I'm still young?
Funny thing, watching people who've never/rarely been to a nightclub/gig trying to dance
They all think they know what they're doing
But they just look stupid
Cos all they do is what they saw on TV
Probably on "Ibiza Uncovered" or something crap like that
Then I let some guy who'd falled his driving test twice go for a drive in my car.
I had an affinity with him, cos I failed twice too
We're both crap.
Then I took my friend Jonie home
And gave his dog beer.
It sneezed a lot
But it always went back for more.
Then I came home.
Then I looked to see how many mp3s Getright had downloaded.
Which kinda sucks as it was going for 4 hours.
But it did download about 40meg
so I guess thats a lot.
What an amazingly pointless pile of crap
What decade are we in?
Does anyone know?