Life is unfair, Kill yourself or get over it:

• Jessica Simpson looks and sounds the same as Brittney Spears. Are we destined to have no originality ever again?
• On the same musical note Black Box Recorder (Creators of the classic line above), have managed to get a #20 in the charts and sound like the All Saints. This is also bad.
• The average person will have sex 2563 times before they die, and have 5 different partners.
• Good to see I'm keeping that average down.
• Another Advogato idea. People always are putting their currency amounts down and then in brackets the amount in US$. Maybe there could be options to specify your currency code, and then use <currency>100</currency> and when the diary is displayed the amount gets translated into whoever is reading it's correct amount. This would mean that the diary would have to be parsed as it was being written out, but I dunno how much of a change that would be.
• Got back okay. The journey wasn't too bad, I think it's just the anticipation of it that I hate.
• Overheard in the cornershop
  

  [Small boy aged 9 to shop assistant (age: about 22)]
  "You've got big jugs, can I call you Jugsy Malone."
  

• Jugs are slang for breasts. That might clear things up a bit. The shop girl wasn't too happy with the small child.