Man, now I've got the opposite problem. I didn't make a
diary entry yesterday because I was too busy on the bog!
My bowel movements are really eating into my Linux kernel compiling time. I'm gonna have to get some sort of trousers with a built-in sanitary unit so I can carry on coding while I take a dump.
On the plus side, I managed to code a perl script which generated a Modula-2 to Forth converter. This, in turn, converted itself to Prolog on-the-fly.