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My train was on time today.

ha ha ha h he he he he ha ha ho ho hoh oh oh o he he he h ha ha haha ah aha.

Sorry. Just a little joke there.

Managed to go for a shite before leaving the house this morning. Much more enjoyable than having to go for a turd at work. You just can't relax at work. I mean, what if a Director walked in and heard you doing a really squelchy fart? Could you still ask for a pay rise? I don't think so.

In other news, I found a site with really old Linux kernels on it and I downloaded one and compiled it.
Oh man, I cracked up! I mean, this one didn't even have USB support!!! Can you imagine?!!! I was rolling around in hysterics. I told a few of my colleagues about it, and they started laughing, too!

Man, we have a right laugh here.

What is the point of this thing? I mean, who would actually be interested in reading it unless they were completely bored out of their skulls?!

Hi to all my readers, BTW. *wave*

I considered porting NetBSD to the Atari Jaguar.
Decided against it.

Man, now I've got the opposite problem. I didn't make a diary entry yesterday because I was too busy on the bog!

My bowel movements are really eating into my Linux kernel compiling time. I'm gonna have to get some sort of trousers with a built-in sanitary unit so I can carry on coding while I take a dump.

On the plus side, I managed to code a perl script which generated a Modula-2 to Forth converter. This, in turn, converted itself to Prolog on-the-fly.

Finally managed a dump. Prune juice really did the trick.

While I was doing the business, I took my laptop with wireless LAN connection and recompiled Apache with PHP support.

Unfortunately I managed to get some turd on the keyboard, so I just got on with the job in hand and did the recompile later on.

Yet to go for a dump. Having a bit of trouble today.

Might have to start drinking prune juice.

Did some Open Source stuff. Really in depth stuff.

Sold it to Microsoft and made a packet.

Downloaded the latest Linux kernel from kernels.org and nearly creamed myself.

It was SO gorgeous, I had to nip to the bog for a few minutes.

Looked at some pr0n on the web.