Okay, so I have done something that is almost not lame, though I spent so much time doing it, that it stays lame.
I've hacked registration into sysrq in the linux kernel.
I've got it ported to 2.2.16, 2.2.17, and 2.4.0-pre9, and I am in the process of final testing and polishing before I start bugging people on the kernel mailing list about it. I really think it's useful.
Whatever.
