My father once told me that I'd know I was grown up once I started to get irrationally paranoid, and that I'd know I was an adult when I recognised my responsibilites.

Whenever I use cheap shampoo I swear I get uncontrollable dandruff. I'm beginning to think it's a ploy to make you purchase the more expensive shampoos... "Pay up or accept ailments!".

I've been out of work for too long, it's time to get a job to make sure I can pay my mortgage.

Development pace has been disappointing. I made progress with Ibex, with quite a few widgets now working including a rudimentry tabpane implementation! But my GNOME Office work has been slow and I've failed (despite making promises) to deliver the website this weekend. It is now a priority.

It helps if you don't have to spend the best part of 2 hours washing dishes. At one point it felt like an insurmountable task. Battered and bruised, I only just survived.

Never let the girlfriend cook a fry-up for Sunday dinner - I spent a couple of hours recovering from severe indigestion. I never have indigestion. At least, never before now.