Perl is playing tricks on me. if ($foo) {BLOCK} and if
(not $foo) {BLOCK} both result in evaluating BLOCK, but the
values BLOCK prints out are different.
<whimper>
And on that delusional note, here's a bit of geek folk
rock rap, inspired by the chatter...
Everything's been going down-hill since slash-dot,
Things have been lookin' down since they made that link,
Everything's been going down-hill since slash-dot,
Too many folks just writing what they think.
It's a delicate issue, what can you say,
I've posted this here for your response today.
But when it comes down to it,
I don't care what you think,
'Cuz you're all just lusers and your opinions all stink.
(I'm tooting my horn so you'll click my link.)
<chorus>
That's all very interesting, they say you might be
right,
but as for me, I'm not going with-out a fight.
and I've got a special quality which your post lacks,
because for me, all my opinions are facts.
...(and stuff)...
and I went to school for years,
to practice this skill I got,
I can say what I think,
without any thought!
Remember kids: Don't be like Acap, sleep
before you post!